Being Dan Malkovich

Episode 79: Dan Ryckert is out for his birthday, leading the guys to muse on the experience of inhabiting his "spindly" body. Also in this episode: the usefulness of "no offense," advice for living in Japan, quantum physics, magic 8-balls, and precious orbs. Learn more about your ...  Show more

Episode 76: Come for the origins of many of The New Day's moves, stay for the reverence for Donkey Kong Country music and Clubber Lang. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices 

Today, this is what's important: Disturbed, baby boys, jerking off positions, the Super Bowl, Vegas, Blake's 21st birthday, Fruit Stripe gum, Hans Christian Anderson, and more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments of love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices 

The fashion police are back! Brian went to Disneyland with Nikki's boyfriend and Andy Lee. They talk about how normies treat famous people. Dan went on his silent retreat with a bunch of wacky characters and he didn't get laid, but he did learn some things. How much money do you ...  Show more

Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices