Dead Teeth & Golden Showers with Sarah Schaue...

From a nameless wind-swept Midwest town came Merrily, an innocent creature bound for Hollywood beneath a horrible perm, her face entombed in pancake makeup thick enough to withstand the California sun. Into Bob Barker’s glittering Price is Right kingdom she strode. The lights bli ...  Show more

Art, to us beautiful biological women, is the residue produced when consciousness attempts to impose intelligibility upon the otherwise rudimentary foundation of existence. It's a beautiful and occasionally difficult transformation through which sensation, memory, and desire are ...  Show more

Sarah Schauer (of internet fame and irl talent) blesses us with her presence. We discuss making jokes while banging and covertly masturbating in public spaces. We also discuss growing up queer in religious homes. Ashley cries from an orgasm. Gara tries to hook up with their child ...  Show more

Sarah Schauer is on this week!!! She is as hiliarious as she is smart and we talk about lesbian yearning, strap-on stretching (strap ons are really having a moment here) and church role playing! Enjoy!! You can find Sarah here: Youtube: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@sarahs ...

Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Sarah Schauer! Sarah is a popular YouTuber with some spicy takes on everything from Zillow to divorce.. so naturally she's a great fit. These stories are an assortment that just leave you with 'UHHHH' or 'WHAT' vibes. Honestl ...  Show more

Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Sarah Schauer!! Sarah is a fan of divorce, and brings her expertise to these stories. Buckle up guys the second to last one is just.. a lot. Checkout Sarah's channel at -> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1T0JN1hhHfNsiKtqKn_ ...  Show more