304: Snotty Little Crapburger

Hank has been tweeting a lot recently; is he okay? How does the game “light as a feather, stiff as a board” work? Are bald heads warmer or cooler than hairy heads? What is the lethal dose of pickles? Will John write me into his acknowledgements? How do probiotics work? Why did Jo ...  Show more

Has poop always been funny? Why does my cake mix have high altitude instructions? What breakfast foods won’t you get sick of? What percent of my car should be computer? …Hank and Kal have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.comJoin us for mo ...  Show more

So why don't we have mouth Roombas? Is the universe full of chickens? What scientific advances are happening? What was the first internet purchase? How do I convince my parents to let me check a bag? What is Twitter? What's the difference between a telescope and a camera? Are ...

Time to answer some emails and give our very professional advice 😉 A high school bully, coming out to religious parents, shitty teachers, a guy says a weird rejection line, leaving a toxic boss, BIL touches her ass & MORE 

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This week’s episode is a little spooky and a lot entertaining: What do you do if you can’t stfu in social settings? What’s the best way to deal with guilty feelings over moving far from home? What should you do about the ’sweetest little thing’ you’re talking to…who’s also talkin ...  Show more

We’re hot off of a Sweetgreen conundrum (sold out? of wild rice?) and feeling ~controversial~. Dive into our latest movie takes (spoiler alert: Talia doesn’t like any of them) before shifting gears to you: How do you confront a friend who left you outside of a club at 4 am? What’ ...  Show more