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Marcus isn’t here, so Pete has created an AI version to present today’s show. The two of them are joined by Luke and Vish to glug on another vat of Champions League action.Elsewhere, Pete delves into his passion for Steampunk, Neil Warnock is no longer required at Torquay United ...  Show more

Morocco have won AFCON! Via email? An unprecedented event and yet all Pete can think about is those “damn ballboys”.Today, he’s joined by Marcus and Jim to revel in more chaos from the beautiful game. We’ve got Chelsea's financial scandal, Man City’s attempts to win the “d*ckhead ...  Show more

We're back with a new episode of At The Match, the series that takes you right to the heart of football matches across the world.

Today, Andy is joined by the Ramble's own Jim Campbell as they revel in a cracking atmosphere under the lights. They talk about Jim's rel ...

Sam Matterface, Darren Lewis and Alex Crook bring you the ultimate Premier League Preview Podcast. This week; forgotten games, custard creams, solid yet unspectacular Chelsea, arrogant Arsenal and why Aston Villa is like a box of chocolates. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...  Show more

Diogo is back on the United podcast! Sam, Helen & Maysie caught up with him at Carrington to talk about his impressive rise to the first team. Last time Diogo was on the podcast, it was early 2020 and he was breaking into the first team, now he's a regular! We had a lot to chat a ...  Show more

LIVERPOOL WIN FIRST LEG OF KLOPPRUPLE. Liverpool get a last gasp win over Chelsea in the Carabao Cup Final thanks to a towering Virgil Van Dijk header. Plus, we got ourselves a three horse title race after a MASSIVE win for Arsenal against Newcastle. And Everton's point deduct ...