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This episode is dedicated to a dear friend of the SQL Server community - Hugo Kornelis. Hugo, this one is for you ❤️ Relevant links: Game over - SQLServerFast.com Meet Hugo Kornelis, Execution Plan Expert. - Brent Ozar Unlimited® 

Guy and Eitan are spiritually obligated to talk about Microsoft's announcements made at SQLCon/FabCon Europe 2026 that took place on September. UGH... FINE! Relevant links: What's new across Microsoft SQL at SQLCon/FabCon Europe 2026 - Azure SQL Dev Corner More performance and fl ...  Show more

ON THE SHOW TODAY: Tradie vs Lady First Calls Birthday Wheel O News Pop Quiz Kyle's Product Review Guy Only Wants Male Employee At Bunnings O News Missed Connection Google Predicts Asparagus Psychic O News Last Calls Follow us @kyleandjackieo for more!See omnystudio.com/listener ...  Show more

Jillian and Shruti walk you through the latest and greatest updates. Chapters: 01:13 Analytics 03:02 Application Integration 04:47 Artificial Intelligence 06:57 Compute 10:41 Customer Engagement 10:57 Databases 11:10 Developer Tools 11:43 Front End Web & Mobile 12:45 Internet of ...  Show more

Pre-show: Cauterized pants Show administrivia 🎄🕎 NEW MEMBER’S SPECIAL!! 🕎🎄 🎅🏻 Give the gift of ATP! 🎅🏻 Follow-up: More on Apple’s Blue Ocean The 🇪🇺 is doing 🇪🇺 things …and Apple is doing Apple things 📟 Battle Yet more on ECC RAM from Jonathan Dietz Jr. Micron whitepa ...  Show more