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Sam Matterface, Alex Crook and Scott Minto look ahead to the Champions League final this weekend and reflect on a historic win for Palace in the Conference LeagueWe ask what the Eagles can do to kick on from their historic win and how they can avoid the example set by previous wi ...  Show more

Join Sam Matterface, Alex Crook and Scott Minto as the team looks back on a memorable Premier League season. This week, Arsenal get their mitts on the trophy, there are final farewells, a final scramble for Europe and heartbreak for the Hammers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri ...  Show more

Marcus, Luke and Vish are here with some stark analysis of English football’s most important period: pre-season friendlies. Erik’s Ten (Hag) Commandments are doing wonders for Man United, as they beat 32-man Liverpool!We also glance at some tasty-looking moves, as Raheem Sterling ...  Show more

Man City and Real Madrid settled into their familiar roles last night, as Don Carlo's men refused to lay down and Man City were victims of yet more spectacular circumstances. Marcus, Luke and Andy are here to revel in the morning after the night before!Elsewhere, Roy the Boy remi ...  Show more

Kate and Vish are joined by a tanned Jim Campbell for a look into the rumoured departure of comfort’s number one enemy, Antonio Conte. Punch glass for Poch!Elsewhere, Leeds snagged a much-needed point last night ahead of a tricky few weeks, especially since Everton now have acces ...  Show more

That’s a wrap on the English Football League, as Wayne Rooney slips into a warm bubble bath in front of Sister Act II and Florentino Perez makes a tantalising offer to endlessly yo-yoing Rotherham. Kate, Jim and Pete are here to look back on a dramatic weekend!Big Sam furiously e ...  Show more