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Another week another beautiful topic suggested by a beautiful Bad Brain Boys subscriber. This time it's the beautiful Kevin_ whomst wants us to answer the very enigmatic question of which ray is the best ray? Now, did he mean ray as in an x-ray or freeze-ray like something out of ...  Show more

A caller tells me about some positivity he’s gleaned from his wife kidnapping his child. Life is crazy.

Then a final caller attempts to escape an unfulfilling life in the United States by moving to Australia.

Those bugs over there are staring at you. I am a gecko.< ...

A caller confesses his desire to become a dog, and we debate if dog life or human life is better.

Later an esoteric man ponders the “infinite checkerboard” of his memories, a healthcare employee transports body parts in a Prius, and a final caller tries to use a Twitch s ...

After turning his life around, a caller explains why he sometimes looks back fondly on his violent youth.

Afterwards a musician debates whether or not to embrace a villainous persona and a final caller tries to move out of their mom’s place.

It is a nice day out. I ...

A caller tells me how his lifelong desire to have someone to love has led him to a series of impulsive choices.

Later a caller tries to stay positive after getting fired and a final caller receives questionable advice from a doctor after ripping his penis.

I forg ...