What If The Lizard from Amazing Spider-Man On...

Seth Brundle merged with a particular fly to make the ultimate being, the brundlefly! It's man but with all the strength, athleticism and horniness of a fly! Unfortunately by merging with a particular fly, he also made the opposite of the ultimate being, the brundlefly! It's man ...  Show more

Zammit is still really sick so we could not record this week. Don't worry though, instead of missing a week we instead present you Plumbing the Death Star Live in London on September 11, 2026. It's the last show of the tour so therefore should be our best yet because we're so goo ...  Show more

A caller tells me about some positivity he’s gleaned from his wife kidnapping his child. Life is crazy.

Then a final caller attempts to escape an unfulfilling life in the United States by moving to Australia.

Those bugs over there are staring at you. I am a gecko.< ...

A caller confesses his desire to become a dog, and we debate if dog life or human life is better.

Later an esoteric man ponders the “infinite checkerboard” of his memories, a healthcare employee transports body parts in a Prius, and a final caller tries to use a Twitch s ...

After turning his life around, a caller explains why he sometimes looks back fondly on his violent youth.

Afterwards a musician debates whether or not to embrace a villainous persona and a final caller tries to move out of their mom’s place.

It is a nice day out. I ...