Wedding Madness, Moses & Grapes

So, you've seen Joanne in the first couple of episodes of Celebrity Traitors, right? If you've not watched the first two, SPOILERS WITHIN!! Beyond all that, there's an email from a listener who was dropped like a stone, AFTER meeting the mother and AFTER booking a holiday!!!My Th ...  Show more

IT HAS BEGUN!! The MTGM / Celebrity Traitors adventure begins... Although no one's seen any episodes yet, everyone is certain it'll going to be unmissable. Recording at Vogue's house this week, Joanne brings up ayahuasca again and Vogue has started her Christmas shopping (in Sept ...  Show more

How often does the moon go around the Earth? Are bugs alright? How do I not cry at rude customers? When's the last time you had a good cry? What is the animal version of "humanity"? Hank and John Green have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmai ...  Show more

Are there any liquid planets? What should I know about tuberculosis? Do we eat rocks other than salt? Why do I like crickety leg rubbing? What do I wear to an orchestral Ratatouille event? How do I hide my birthday? Is 100^99 bigger or smaller than 99^100? How do full moons work? ...  Show more

Why is my instinct to hug my dogs too hard? If you had to move to Sesame Street, who would you want to be your neighbor? How do you know when the story you've written is done? Why was Halley's Comet selected for The Anthropocene Reviewed? How does one properly celebrate the remov ...  Show more

What is the proper reaction to a canceled Shawn Mendes concert? When should I wear my fancy diamond gold pretzel necklace? What am I supposed to do with the urn my dog's ashes were in? Why do hamsters like wheels? Why are there so few new Christmas songs? Could I get a blood tran ...  Show more