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What is the best way to ripen a tomato? Jay says that a tomato is best eaten straight off the vine, hot from the sun, with a little salt. His wife, Gina, says that while that sounds lovely, if they let their tomatoes ripen on the vine, the local wildlife will get to them first! S ...  Show more

Summer is almost over, which means we’re going BACK to school - Judge John Hodgman style. We’re clearing the docket of all your pressing (and not so pressing) back-to-school-related disputes: from extracurriculars to PTA conflicts, and most importantly, how to keep class supplies ...  Show more

MONSTER IN LAWS!!!!! Parking an RV at the wedding? Not getting invited? Comments on her weight?? Oh nuh uh..

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Nephew Tommy is accusing someone of taking down his mother's maple tree while driving down his street.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today's Proceedings: A woman whose vacuum cleaner retaliated on her own tortilla ta-tas, a dad whose daughter lets him know how unattractive he is, a man whose sexual endurance needed some working on, and a man whose love for his girlfriend required him to facetime in public. W ...  Show more

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a garden in his backyard where he grows vegetables. After his new neighbor moves in next door, he goes out to garden one day and finds his neighbor and her teenage kid stealing vegetables right out of his garden. He called the cops, natu ...  Show more