'She's been impaled on a ladder!'

On this week's LuAnna: Anna befriended an 84-year-old Nobel-adjacent professor on Ryanair, Lu's refusing to go to her daughter's school performance because she's got other shit to do, and we launch "I Said What I Said" where Anna hates oat milk, Imo hates the film Elf and we're s ...  Show more

On this week's Totally Extra: Anna fed Alex fly eggs in a salad and said nothing, Imo debuts Try Something Fun Time with a blind ice cream tasting (sorry about the ASMR), someone sh*t in a kettle AND a toaster on a building site, a witch curse hypothetical, a man who met someone ...  Show more

The girls talk about their traumatic last week living in the Lower East Side of NYC (Sofia witnessed a stabbing). They also discuss dressing up in lingerie for your man…with some personal FAILS, everything about open relationships, and some super dirty school girl role-play. I ...

Joel got someone's number this week (a total ledge as well!) and Hannah was absolutely fine about it... Plus, belly button fluff, a pre-Bafta party and some boobs.Email: Hello@NeverEverPod.comInstagram: @NeverEverPod You can even take the conversation to the OFFICIAL Never Have I ...  Show more

Joannes getting bullied for her burnt ar*e, and hinge is nothing but tumbleweed; but Vogue's got some celebrity selects to cheer her up.  If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpod.com Please review Global's Privacy Policy: global.com/legal/privacy-poli ...  Show more

This week, Vogue has your shout outs about bumping into exes and a mad story which (spoiler) ends with tampons being thrown. Meanwhile, Joanne has officially (by her own admission) reached her hypochondriac era. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to hello@MTGMpo ...  Show more