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In God We Grift

A portal just opened up over our podcast studio to tell us that the Holy Spirit hates Donald Trump’s guts.Pre-order Jennifer’s new book Not Today, Fascists, join our Substack, shop our merch, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Thank you to our sponsors:M ...  Show more

Schlapp My Ass and Call Me a Patriot

Batsh*t boy moms, woke tank tops and bookstore exorcisms.Pre-order Jennifer’s new book Not Today, Fascists, join our Substack, shop our merch, and more by clicking here: https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast.Thank you to our sponsors:Nutrafol: For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering ...  Show more

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