“WHY DID I CALL A LIZARD?”

A caller conducts a social experiment, a caller discusses their life as a stripping clown, and we read viewer mail from a Swedish guy. I was never here. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforev ...  Show more

In this compilation episode, a caller hands the phone to her aunt who reminisces on the past, we go on an atmospheric bike ride, we speak with secret lovers, knit our dreams into a reality, and many more very good things. Calls are from 2020 and 2021. It is time to check the time ...  Show more

i started reading a book to avoid therapy and now i’m in therapy. i act like a human doing and not a human being. what if the best case scenario happens? if i didn’t ask for your advice don’t give it to me lol. repeating myself is my pet peeve. brooklinen european linen sheets ma ...  Show more

Hot blood bad, be lizard! Want rock? Want warm rock? Warm rock good! Lizard thoughts best thoughts. Better than horse thoughts. Human bad. Smooth and disgusting. Be lizard, it easy. Want fly, want warm, I remember my life as a man with all the beauty and heartache that goes with ...  Show more

This week’s episode is all about things that give you the ick - like when they have a booger in their nose or when they nibble on blocks of cheese 🐀 We also chat about animal sex and how much we hate cum.SUPPORT THE SHOW:Our fortnightly subscription 'Sometimes EXTRA' for bonus e ...  Show more