“WHY DID I CALL A LIZARD?”

A caller abandons their party lifestyle in order to pursuit of a surprising goal, and caller chats about their dad’s problematic girlfriend while pitching a camping tent. The goblin is inside you. I am a gecko.GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPI ...  Show more

A caller deals with their fiancé’s gambling problem, a caller’s dad becomes a far right streamer, and a final caller almost gets beheaded by a turkey. Hello. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyle ...  Show more

i started reading a book to avoid therapy and now i’m in therapy. i act like a human doing and not a human being. what if the best case scenario happens? if i didn’t ask for your advice don’t give it to me lol. repeating myself is my pet peeve. brooklinen european linen sheets ma ...  Show more

Hot blood bad, be lizard! Want rock? Want warm rock? Warm rock good! Lizard thoughts best thoughts. Better than horse thoughts. Human bad. Smooth and disgusting. Be lizard, it easy. Want fly, want warm, I remember my life as a man with all the beauty and heartache that goes with ...  Show more

This week’s episode is all about things that give you the ick - like when they have a booger in their nose or when they nibble on blocks of cheese 🐀 We also chat about animal sex and how much we hate cum.SUPPORT THE SHOW:Our fortnightly subscription 'Sometimes EXTRA' for bonus e ...  Show more

David and Jason discuss Natalie’s outfit, David’s theory on aliens, and how Jason recently advised a struggling filmmaker. Plus, how to make $10,000,000 in one day, and what is the easiest job? Then, Natalie’s mom visits the studio to do tequila shots with the gang and to discuss ...  Show more