No Thanks I'd Rather Masturbate

No Thanks I'd Rather Masturbate

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I Got Greedy In The Dildo Aisle

I knew the dildo was probably too big while I was buying it…and bought it anyway. 😈😂 That should tell you everything you need to know about this throwback with Goldie, where a simple trip to the sex shop turns into public-urination mysteries, blue sex dolls, me harassing innoce ...  Show more

I Secretly Edged Through An Entire Podcast

I have a confession about yesterday’s episode…and you might want to go back and listen again after you hear it. 😈 While I was innocently talking into the microphone, I had a very naughty secret happening completely off-air—and somehow turned the entire recording into one long ed ...  Show more

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