Tales From The Dating Abyss

Apparently my spank bank has evolved into a full-blown production studio, and I’m the writer, director, casting department…and very satisfied audience. 😈 I can steal the slow, sensual rhythm from one lover, the dirty storytelling from another, throw Cowboy N and Jill into a show ...  Show more

Some men leave you flowers. Some leave you heartbreak. Mine left me fantasies I still use when I masturbate. 😈🔥 I’ve apparently been collecting sexual souvenirs for years—dirty things whispered in bed, fantasies we never actually lived out, ridiculously good oral, slow Sunday-m ...  Show more

On this throwback show from 2013, Emily and Menace dissect the ever-changing dating rituals of love and sex in the 21st century. From the explosion of dating apps to the the birth of the sidechick, they weigh in on the positive and negative effects of these new trends on our coll ...  Show more

These dating stories just keep getting worse. This episode is sponsored by Mint Mobile and Liquid IV. Go to http://mintmobile.com/pitreddit to cut your wireless bill to 25 bucks a month. Go to http://l ...

Today's episode is all about beginnings, endings, and everything in-between. If you're at the very pinnacle of a relationship (i.e. - marriage), or the very start of a budding romance (i.e. - that amazing first date), the roadmap before you may not be as straightforward as you as ...  Show more

This week the girls are reading your dating app horror stories! Listeners share their shocking encounters with people from Tinder, Hinge, & Bumble. Stories about unwanted photos, hidden notes in cars from mechanics, sleepy dates, & more! SHOP OUR MERCH! shop.DearMedia.com Shop ou ...  Show more