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I was gaslit into giving this week a much higher raring than it deserves. Subpar, that how I would describe this week. I'm not even sure who I want as a guest anymore. But a few laughs would be great! It is, after, labeled as a comedy podcast. Although, so is ours...

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Comedian and SNL cast member Emil Wakim joins to share the downsides of facing the angry Internet mob after your first Weekend Update, what it's like to give your thighs a fade, becoming a bidet guy, going to war for Sydney Sweeney, and why BS coffee shop orders have gotta sto ...

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