381: Until Oblivion Hits

Has poop always been funny? Why does my cake mix have high altitude instructions? What breakfast foods won’t you get sick of? What percent of my car should be computer? …Hank and Kal have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.comJoin us for mo ...  Show more

Will John release a “John’s Version” of his books like Taylor Swift? How do I start writing again? What can I look forward to in adulthood? How long does it take love to go to the sun and back? Where does our responsibility to ourselves end and our responsibility to others begin? ...  Show more

So why don't we have mouth Roombas? Is the universe full of chickens? What scientific advances are happening? What was the first internet purchase? How do I convince my parents to let me check a bag? What is Twitter? What's the difference between a telescope and a camera? Are ...

Paige and Hannah give advice to some of the most absurdly wild questions yet.<hr>

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Time to answer some emails and give our very professional advice 😉 A high school bully, coming out to religious parents, shitty teachers, a guy says a weird rejection line, leaving a toxic boss, BIL touches her ass & MORE 

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Hey Cutie Booties! This week we are answering your questions! We discuss taking your partners last name, how to deal with the sads, and how to talk about mental health! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices