“I WANT TO BECOME A DOG”

A caller tries to parent their parents, a caller is kidnapped while hitchhiking, and a final caller’s friend steals $400 from him. Let’s meet the strange cave. I am a gecko. GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/ly ...  Show more

A caller shares their comeback story after escaping their cartel adjacent family, and a final caller navigates their relationship with the horny devil that consumes them. It is time for the Krusty Krab to unionize. I am a gecko.GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour ...  Show more

Today we open the phone lines to ask our listeners "What Do You Wish To Identify As?"  We also ask our callers to chime in on the question "Do You Have A Tattoo You Would Like To Remove?" Finally, in today's Donkey Of The Day, a man breaks into a daycare in order to steal diapers ...  Show more

i started reading a book to avoid therapy and now i’m in therapy. i act like a human doing and not a human being. what if the best case scenario happens? if i didn’t ask for your advice don’t give it to me lol. repeating myself is my pet peeve. brooklinen european linen sheets ma ...  Show more

Addressing the elephant in the room, talking tour buses & traveling as a kid, meeting our cohost, fourth of July mishaps, risking my life for a dog, becoming gentleminions, and bandwagoning Stranger Things. Submit your shady story to be featured in a future episode anonymously he ...  Show more

Chelsea and her dog discuss squeaky sounds, documentaries (Tell Them You Love Me), Rie Parenting, and assess inventory of how product is moving. Also: gramma impressions, hummingbird asmr, big dogs. A blood pants customer calls to discuss carbon underwear. Chelsea tries to speak ...  Show more