SCP-7113: "C is for Closers"

"Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, which definitely works in our favor." Transcript Patrons Mar 22-31 Dotty Bubbles, Pa ...  Show more

"Am I correct in understanding that Fren here is about to not only make a spaghetti sauce out of SCP-504, but feed it to other employees of the Foundation?" Transcript: Patrons SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written ...  Show more

Kendrick erases the line between hip-hop and jazz with help from an all-star band of L.A. musicians who’ve been playing together since high school.Transcript: HERECREDITSHost, Writer: Alex PappademasShowrunner: Colin McNultyProducers: Taylor Jones and Sabrina FangProduction Assis ...  Show more

Something strange happened this morning at the Grab 'n Go.

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CW: Harm to children

This is Marvin Johnson calling. Something's been trespassing on my land- damaging my crops. I thought you all might be able to help me with that.

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Who's gonna lay the wedding table? Who's gonna make the wedding bed? And what about the rings? Funny you should ask.

On this episode, Kirk takes a deep dive into "Wedding Song," one of the signature numbers from Anaïs Mitchell's 2019 musical Hadestown. It's time f ...