We're in Heaven and This Movie Sucks

Spencer Crittenden grabs the wheel and drives us through a stream-of-consciousness episode. After a chaotic cold open featuring an ever-expanding roster of B-team co-hosts, including Biddy Blaze, Dr. Mindflare, and a thoroughly unauthorized Dr. Zoidberg, Spencer accuses his absen ...  Show more

Spencer goes rogue in Austin, Texas, flying solo this week while Kevin's still off at "business camp", with Wi-Fi, a printer, and an inflatable secretary... we don't ask questions. What starts as a disclaimer about movie spoilers quickly spirals into a full-blown rant from the ro ...  Show more

We're irritated about our fancy things. 

Sounds like the woke left is once again out here ruining comedy, and we’re part of the problem! We just don’t care about sitcoms like Ever-Sheldon, or Ur-Sheldon, or even Un-Sheldon. We’re too busy helping our friends reclaim their scent-based cults and getting into surprising ...

Disregard Previous Shit. Vice President Mayonnaise. Hold my iBeer. He Flossed His Mind. A glass of milk in a suit. Catbird Moonphase Unit Zappa. I Don't Like Sugar and Beaaaaaaaaaaans. The Mac makes it Scottish. Happy Anniversary! Here's a sandwich. Lock 'em Up and Shut the Colga ...  Show more