Phone Tap: Stoner Max The Grocery Goat

Today’s Phone Tap victim had her food delivery STOLEN off her front porch and she reported it to her building’s security. Luckily for her, we have the finest ex-special forces team member on the case! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman whose daughter is applying to colleges, and in order for us to accept her, mama is gonna need to meet our RIGOROUS standards!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim listed a room for rent online so we’re using every Phone Tap character in our collective bag to put his patience to the ultimate test!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim works for a matchmaking service, and we guarantee she’s never had a client as challenging as TIMID BENJAMIN.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to know when he can pick up his order, but thanks to Artificial Intelligence, that has literally never been more impossible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.