“BEING AN ADULT IS AWFUL”

A caller living in japan learns to fuck themselves with their mind after struggling romantically, and a caller lives in a real life sitcom. There is money for pizza on the counter. I am a gecko. Get notified for when I come to your city to do a live gecko show: therapygeckotour.c ...  Show more

A caller from Iran talks about his concerns for the future of his homeland and his community among the massive ongoing protests in the country, his propaganda filled childhood, and why he feels obligated to a sense of duty. It was a great conversation. Fake plants are better than ...  Show more

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been struggling to get a date recently so his buddy set him up for a prank, and we’re going to revamp his love life with a new technology called RIZZ ASSIST!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

One of our listeners THOUGHT she was doing the right thing lying to her boss and her company to get her friend hired, and in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call we’ll find out how it turned into the worst decision she ever made!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Stromer gets an emergency call from one of his workers about a brand-new project getting hit with water. Adam and Stromer talk about recording while you’re riddled with anxiety, and they help callers with their spongy floors, textured walls, and radiant floor heating. Thanks for ...  Show more

Johnathan embarks on his own quest to hire a professional shoplifter and gets a foothold into a secret world costing retailers $120 billion a year.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.