“BEING AN ADULT IS AWFUL”

A caller attempts to move on from sex work in pursuit of living near a lake, a caller describes how she found out her past relationship was deeply unhealthy, and I rant to a final caller about becoming a doctor by watching YouTube or something like that. They do not celebrate Chr ...  Show more

A caller tries to find his footing and connect with others in the deep south, and a caller is stunted after his wife runs away with their lottery money. It is time to paint a fence. I am a gecko. Watch a video I made of me walking around Iraq as a gecko: https://youtu.be/6NOjY7Ca ...  Show more

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been struggling to get a date recently so his buddy set him up for a prank, and we’re going to revamp his love life with a new technology called RIZZ ASSIST!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

One of our listeners THOUGHT she was doing the right thing lying to her boss and her company to get her friend hired, and in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call we’ll find out how it turned into the worst decision she ever made!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Stromer gets an emergency call from one of his workers about a brand-new project getting hit with water. Adam and Stromer talk about recording while you’re riddled with anxiety, and they help callers with their spongy floors, textured walls, and radiant floor heating. Thanks for ...  Show more

Johnathan embarks on his own quest to hire a professional shoplifter and gets a foothold into a secret world costing retailers $120 billion a year.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.