“BEING AN ADULT IS AWFUL”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A pocket pussy ruins a callers Japan trip, a caller navigates a rollercoaster of polyamorous relationships and construction worker themed orgies, and a caller leads rats to their deaths. This spoon will not be your friend. ...  Show more

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller off 40 shots of fireball whisky explains why he may be done for, and we read viewer mail about the abominable snowman, VR chat legends, how much to reveal about yourself to your family, and more. Put the cap back o ...  Show more

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been struggling to get a date recently so his buddy set him up for a prank, and we’re going to revamp his love life with a new technology called RIZZ ASSIST!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

One of our listeners THOUGHT she was doing the right thing lying to her boss and her company to get her friend hired, and in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call we’ll find out how it turned into the worst decision she ever made!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

Stromer gets an emergency call from one of his workers about a brand-new project getting hit with water. Adam and Stromer talk about recording while you’re riddled with anxiety, and they help callers with their spongy floors, textured walls, and radiant floor heating. Thanks for ...  Show more

Johnathan embarks on his own quest to hire a professional shoplifter and gets a foothold into a secret world costing retailers $120 billion a year.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.