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Ohhhhhh bish we’ve got a mixed bag today! Carnivores rise up you’ll love hearing Madison’s coffin spinner about the Kentucky Meat Shower! Next, Spencer has the incredible story of a couple literally frozen in time. We’ve got two obituaries that we don’t feel like accurately descr ...  Show more

OH MY GAAAAAAAAWD GEOFFS! You’re in for it this week as we talk about a woman who allegedly kept her husbands body in their living room for 9 months! Madison then takes us through some wonderfully petty epitaphs. We’ve got an obituary with a callout, one that was sent in by a lov ...  Show more

-UPCOMING LIVE SHOWS- THURSDAY, AUGUST 25, 2022 - SEATTLE, WA - TRIPLE DOOR (NEW VENUE!) (CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS) FRIDAY, AUGUST 26, 2022 - PORTLAND, OR - POLARIS HALL (CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS) Stories in this episode: - A Home Intruder Came Into My Room One Night, by ArtSasquatch ...  Show more

Stories in this episode: -Untitled - Catie (1:16). -Untitled - Katie Cominsky (9:11). -I Was Almost Kidnapped - Lawless Haaoli (19:06). -Kidnapped and Carjacked - E (32:08). -Brush With Death - Jess Jorgenson (40:07). -Midnight Man - Adam Beacker (50:24). Extended Patreon Content ...  Show more

Stories in this episode: - Scary Texas Chainsaw Massacre Guy, by Leah (0:49)- He Grabbed Her By The Face, Olivia (8:08) - Lock Your Doors, by Lindsay (14:35) - Unusual Victim, by Amy (22:22) - That Old Guy, by Nikki (30:50) - Man with a Shotgun, by Minna (35:10) - I Watched Someb ...  Show more

-UPCOMING LIVE SHOWS-THURSDAY, AUGUST 25, 2022 - SEATTLE, WA - TRIPLE DOOR (NEW VENUE!)(CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS)FRIDAY, AUGUST 26, 2022 - PORTLAND, OR - POLARIS HALL (CLICK HERE FOR TICKETS) To help fund our TV Pilot of Let's Never Meet and get access to a bunch of awesome perks h ...  Show more