Monsieur So British Episode 9

The first two weeks of confinement and lockdown in rural France, the humans are struggling, the dogs are misbehaving, the horse has taken to drink... and there's no end in sight. 

Back in the hospital our 'hero' tries a series of euphemisms to describe various invasive procedures and then frets, and nearly drowns, and insults some goats while waiting for the test results. 

Chelsea attempts to explore journaling but gets sidetracked by a woman with five kids, a Uber Eats driver actively on a delivery, a toy commercial maker, and more. Food tests are back. 

Frank has been put in an embarrassing situation since his car has been stolen and Pierre has made a rod for his own back. There's also doormats, injured animals and headless horsemen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices 

Rosie is getting ready for Comic Relief and Chris is getting annoyed at the remote controls being in the wrong room. There's a pigeon ick, a new beauty regime, a time capsule and a Seal! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices 

Time to clear the docket! Answering your door to unexpected visitors, lotion hands attacks, naming a camper, fresh air, pronouncing the word "album" differently, and more!

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