It's My Birthday (Barbie Voice)

In case you couldn't tell, my life peaked in 2013 when I won the NY State Odyssey of the Mind championship dressed as a fish made of dryer sheets. As it should have. 

Who's buried in Grant's Tomb? NO ONE YOU IDIOT! My weekend consisted of two things: assorted savory finger sandwiches and Union General Ulysses S. Grant. Enjoy. 

We are covering the villains of Disney. From Hercules, The Incredibles, Princess and the frog, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Lion King, Peter Pan, plus many many more. 

The sisters talk about plastic surgery, Disney movies, and magical dinosaurs.

Edited to “GIVE OUR REGARDS TO BROADWAY B*TCH! This week the gworls are talking MUSICALS! From Sweeny to Chicago, the girls are giving a five-six-seven-eight!!! Talley can’t give her cooch*e away, Mel makes jokes with GenZ nurses during cooch*e surgery, and ANNE HATHAWAY YOU W ...

Today’s Phone Tap victim works as an entertainer for children’s birthday parties and while she normally dresses as a princess or a mermaid, we have a request we guarantee she’s never heard before!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.