The MONDAY Show: Scottzophrenia

Nerdtacular 2026 tickets holding at early bird pricing, plus a swag bag-only option now available at frogpants.com. News:- NetEase pulls funding for Gang of Dragon — future of the game unknown- Valve still targeting 2026 for Steam Machines despite RAM shortages; rumored to be a f ...  Show more

Are There a lot of Cherries in the Black Forest? Zee Coconuts. Letter swaps to Anus. The Ancient City of Zubba Zubba. The Romulans and the Capulets. Gotta get down on Pi Day. The All Day Bird. Marky Mark Removal Specialist. Kip-Bo Spaghetti. Bask In The People. The General Geezer ...  Show more

SPONSORS: -Head to https://acorns.com/nottoday or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! -Go to https://Shopify.com/nottoday to start selling with Shopify today. In this week's episode of Not Today Pal, Rob and Jamie are in LA and are joine ...  Show more

Disregard Previous Shit. Vice President Mayonnaise. Hold my iBeer. He Flossed His Mind. A glass of milk in a suit. Catbird Moonphase Unit Zappa. I Don't Like Sugar and Beaaaaaaaaaaans. The Mac makes it Scottish. Happy Anniversary! Here's a sandwich. Lock 'em Up and Shut the Colga ...  Show more

Apologies for the delay with this week’s episode but we’ve got a bumper show to make up for it. We’re talking… Rom’s stolen meals, simmering food, the under-appreciation of Vicks, hoodie drawstrings, our live show at Sheffield’s Crossed Wires Festival, Tom’s nasty head-cold, bein ...  Show more

Uncle Ben Killed Batman's Parents. Good for Hummy. What kind of sick cucumber snuff film is this? Hottie McBabypants. Darts in your Cornhole. Tossing Your Tortillas. I'm getting too old for this space travel. Is It Too Early for a Funny Frisch Chipsfrisch? German is a Big Languag ...  Show more