No Such Thing As A Chocolate Sausage

Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including raunchy maths, fossilised vomit and apt biscuits. We also hear a fact from an actual Lord and meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish ...  Show more

Dan, James and Andy discuss 2026; get special messages from new Friends of the Podcast; and exchange gifts of varying quality. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at ...  Show more

Malcolm Tucker. Pet ASBOs. A law requiring everyone in Britain to carry around a plastic bag. It’s been twenty years since Armando Iannucci‘s The Thick of It first brought the chaos and drama of the fictitious ‘Department of Social Affairs and Citizenship’ into our lives. First a ...  Show more

Matt McCusker joins the boys this week for a wild one — fresh off taping his new Netflix special. They get into the chaos of recording hours, arena gigs with Shane Gillis, junkyard dogs, sticklers for the rules, the chili pad revolution, and why shower sex scenes are total lies. ...  Show more

Greg Fitzsimmons joins Mark and Sam for a wild one. From Boston blow-fueled road gigs and Charlie Sheen stories to rat infestations and exterminators with hockey sticks, nothing’s off limits. They cover Ellen horror stories, the porn awards, big hog rumors, and the grind of writi ...  Show more

Surprise! In today’s bonus episode, Se’era Spragley Ricks (Normal Gossip’s lead producer) joins Rachelle to dive into your questions, New Year’s resolutions, and morsels of gossip.

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