we're too old for this

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are fresh off their Asia trip and immediately back in their element, debriefing everything from chaotic weather mood swings in New York to the reality of traveling on your period (spoiler: humbling). it starts as a light catch-up an ...  Show more

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back on the couch catching up on everything from Invisalign lisps and New York City overstimulation to brutal hangovers, Disney adult magic, and the chaos of spring in the city. the girls get real about adjusting to life in New ...  Show more

Buckle up as Kennedy welcomes her best friend Eric, affectionately nicknamed “Ariana,” to share the wildest Vegas adventure that went off the rails. From unexpected bar meetups to a spontaneous trip that tested the limits of their friendship, this episode dives deep into the high ...  Show more

This episode is for all the haters out there! Nora and Jodi dive into Instagram politics by talking about Jodi’s extra-late Beyoncé photo dump (01:19) before getting into reader’s corner, where they get more info on J.Lo’s Leo-season birthday celebrations (08:38), learn about K-p ...  Show more

There were no guard rails on the ski lift in Hallie’s dream last night… and honestly, that sets the tone. This week, Hallie discovers she’s potentially bipolar, declares her No Man Summer (no eye contact is preferred), and recaps how her tit popped out on a Miami jet ski while ...

It’s been a cursed and chaotic week! Jodi and Nora first gag over Jodi’s surprise visit to Washington, D.C., to crash Nora’s book signing (1:00) and talk about the cursed weather they experienced there, which has been described with the catchy term “wet bulb” (10:17). Then, as a ...  Show more