Jumping Pews

Why is the healing process always so itchy? Why are the acknowledgements usually cut out of audio books? How do I find time for writing as a busy and exhausted parent? When you look out an airplane window, why don’t the clouds look like they’re going by fast? How do I keep loving ...  Show more

Why can you see the outline of the full moon during a crescent moon? What do I do with a surplus of basil plants? How do I make amends with my mom? How do light particles not bump into each other and mess up their trajectories? Are Hank and John aware of how American they are? Wh ...  Show more

WE'RE ON TOUR & CHRIS IS JOINING!!! : https://linktr.ee/twohottakestour Link for Google Form if you're attending one of our shows: https://forms.gle/A9WkQAci26LhMZjs5 Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin! They say don't cry over spilt milk, so how exactly ...  Show more

We’re back with an X-RATED episode! What’s the most unsexy song that’s ever come on during the deed? Because honestly, we need answers from whoever said Frosty the Snowman and Cotton Eye Joe — HOW did we get here?! We’ve also got a dilemma that has us asking, “Wait… do all men do ...  Show more

In this weeks Sloppy Seconds Danny & Billy are back with their new feature: Hetty Room 101, where you send in what straight traits make you laugh and cry. They hear your dilemmas like what do you do if your best girl friend likes a boy who you've had gay relations with an ...

Alrighty roooo, we’re back in The Girls Bathroom, asking you what nicknames you’ve given your boss! What would you do if Sarah’s dying wish was to sleep with your Brian… YOLO or not so YOLO?! And finally, we’ve got a Star of the Week who actually listened to some top-notch advice ...  Show more