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The Premier League is back! What’s more, lovely Frank Lampard has also returned to the fold. Marcus, Jim and David look ahead to tonight’s opening fixture and wonder if Super Frank is ready to return to the big time as a manager.Elsewhere, there’s a classic thigh rubber to start ...  Show more

A new football season means a new season of Ramble Uncut, our exclusive weekly episode for our beautiful Patreon subscribers.Today, we're looking back on some of our favourite moments from last season, from avian appendages, to Pete's Bernie Sanders, and Robbie Earle's astonishin ...  Show more

What’s the most outrageous thing our hosts ever saw at a club’s Christmas party? Do any players really intentionally get suspended over the festive period? Which players would be all smiles off the pitch, but wouldn’t hesitate to give you a good kick if they got the chance? Gary ...  Show more

Michelle Owen is joined by Michael Dawson, Lee Hendrie and George Boateng to discuss all things festive football.

The team share some of their most memorable stories of preparing for and playing in games over Christmas and New Year.

Don't forget, you can wat ...  Show more

John Fury throws a table over at the KSI v Tommy Fury press conference, Rangers draw with PSV in the Champions League play-off 1st leg, Adrian Durham questions Erik Ten Hag’s role at Manchester United, Owen Farrell is suspended for the start of the World Cup, Simon Jordan slam ...

RJ Bell, AJ Hoffman, Steve Fezzik, Scott Seidenberg and Mackenzie Rivers talk NFL, CFB and Fezzik's drinking habits. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices