ASoS 34: Petyr Baelish's Game of King Chairs

Chapter 1: The Dark Revenge. If you hate the prequels and didn't watch clone wars, is there anything to enjoy in the latest animated Slop Wars drivel? Improbably, maybe! Ivan heads off with his laser sword to find Dave Filoni while Red relates to the droids for Disney+'s Star War ...  Show more

36 Seconds. The boys hit the mean street of Oslo in a desperate effort to solve the city's first ever murder when all Scandinavian men look identical. Ivan heads off to find the cute drug dealer while Red tries to stop laughing every time someone says "Harry Hole" before reconven ...  Show more

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime’s homecoming sucks. Cersei gives, but we must ask. Sure Jaime’s a deadbeat dad, but Joff really was a dick. And Jaime might be good at bluffing, but Tywin always wins the staring contests. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A S ...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. There's kittens for everyone in King Tommen's land. Kevan and Loras get some great one-liners, but Jaime's quips are wasted on the likes of Lancel. Cersei's at her wine-throwing worst, and Jaime's having none of it. Game of Thrones. A Song ...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s time for King’s Landing Cribs Edition, where the magic doesn’t happen. Are you a gasoline kinda gal or do you prefer manure? All we know is we’re not into the smell of rotting flesh. Jaime trusts Loras will fall in love with Brienne i ...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We think GRRM should pretend that sex is a suckling pig, while we're all going to pretend that a ruffled Bronn is really just a delightfully cheeky bird. Comma goes to the mat for Kevan Lannister, while we discover that his brother Tywin s ...