Book 20: Winter Came and Went!

Chapter 1: The Dark Revenge. If you hate the prequels and didn't watch clone wars, is there anything to enjoy in the latest animated Slop Wars drivel? Improbably, maybe! Ivan heads off with his laser sword to find Dave Filoni while Red relates to the droids for Disney+'s Star War ...  Show more

36 Seconds. The boys hit the mean street of Oslo in a desperate effort to solve the city's first ever murder when all Scandinavian men look identical. Ivan heads off to find the cute drug dealer while Red tries to stop laughing every time someone says "Harry Hole" before reconven ...  Show more

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Second Sons play a rousing game of one girl, 3 coins, while Dany falls for Old Daario's smooth moves. Stannis and Davos contemplate a naked Gendry and Mel, while we contemplate which usurper is the penis leech. Shae is relieved to find Ty ...  Show more

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to Qarth, the home of one-titty dresses and fish pedis! Dany seems to have her act together, but Jorah can get off his high horse when it comes to Ned Stark. And the crew of the Cinnamon Wind is as delightful as ever. Game of Thrones. ...  Show more

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is the comet a sign of existential dread or something more meaningful like Dany’s dragons? Sandor deflects Joffrey’s “eye of Sauron.” The royal family needs better PR which arrives in the person of “funcle” Tyrion.  A Song of Ice and Fire. ...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The bear, and a slew of Northerners, arrive in Harrenhal. Jaqen fulfills his final duty and Roose doesn't know how to talk to children. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya IX.

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