Book 16: The Flaming (Sword) Episode

Chapter 1: The Dark Revenge. If you hate the prequels and didn't watch clone wars, is there anything to enjoy in the latest animated Slop Wars drivel? Improbably, maybe! Ivan heads off with his laser sword to find Dave Filoni while Red relates to the droids for Disney+'s Star War ...  Show more

36 Seconds. The boys hit the mean street of Oslo in a desperate effort to solve the city's first ever murder when all Scandinavian men look identical. Ivan heads off to find the cute drug dealer while Red tries to stop laughing every time someone says "Harry Hole" before reconven ...  Show more

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The bear, and a slew of Northerners, arrive in Harrenhal. Jaqen fulfills his final duty and Roose doesn't know how to talk to children. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya IX.

Close The Door And Come Her ...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We come to the startling conclusion that ASoIaF is basically a very, very, very dark John Hughes movie with Littlefinger in the evil Ducky role. What does Varys know and when does know it? Who gets the props for the total media blackout of th ...  Show more

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. A mind needs a book as Winterfell needs a job fair. Were Benjen Stark & Howland Reed co-authoring Rhaegar & Lyanna fan fiction? The Boltons don't dick around with library late fees. Everyone is Jon's uncle, but were the Targaryens really t ...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cat learns you can go home again, but when you do it'll probably suck - much like young Petyr Baelish. The Northern lords and the Riverlands hold a war council in which Stevron Frey might actually make the most sense (we know!). Robb is de ...