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When Rachel installs a ‘Smart Ship’(Bowen Yang), the Story Pirates learn about the dangers of artificial intelligence. Featuring two new stories: “Tape Ball Purse,” a story about a new product that will help you to not lose your keys but may also destroy the world, written by ...

The Story Pirates meet a gas station attendant (Josh Gondelman) who likes to tell excruciatingly long and boring stories. Featuring two new stories: “The Mad Piano Player,” a song about a boy who plays an explosive piano piece for the king, written by an 8 year old from Dubai ...

Sean and Julian welcome hilarious tall drink of water Ross Heiser to the show. The daddy boys talk about his impending movie to Florence, the perils of Las Vegas, and the best place to live if you're a lazy father. We also review some baby food. "Eetza gooda episode!" Learn more ...  Show more

Ellen could hear her 8-year-old daughter splashing around in the bath with her barbies. Thankfully her son was fast asleep - another long exhausting day as a single mom. 

While Lunchbox was napping at the diamond mine in Arkansas, Abby did some digging of her own. She took her findings to get checked out and shared with us what she found. We Spin the Wheel and the loser must drink a bottle of turkey flavored soda. Amy is taking her daughter to see ...  Show more

Sarah Circuitboard is Robot’s latest friend to join the podcast and she has got a quiz for Sean and Robot except it features some rather odd answers. George is back with more jokes by popular demand but will his jokes go better than the last few times? Plus Robot’s musical friend ...  Show more