George’s Cheese/Pizza Revenge (feat. Alison P...

The Story Pirates' dream of opening a restaurant/bistro/cafe onboard the ship is put in jeopardy when Russ T. Walrus (Wyatt Cenac), a famously harsh food critic, comes to review the menu. This week’s episode features two new stories: "How to Make a Basketball Plant," a funky n ...

Rolo obsesses over two entrancing sirens (Sasheer Zamata and Aparna Nancherla) who teach the Pirates about being #blessed. This week’s episode features two new stories: “The Person Who Could Not Spin,” a horn-soaked, ska-inspired party track about learning to twirl by a Kinder ...

Lisa is throwing a super fun pizza party, and you're invited! 🍕 🎉 There's a little challenge waiting for the Lingokids friends—they have to figure out the best way to share the pizza so everyone gets an equal slice. But there's a twist: Elliot is allergic to sesame seeds, and o ...  Show more

Sean and Julian welcome hilarious tall drink of water Ross Heiser to the show. The daddy boys talk about his impending movie to Florence, the perils of Las Vegas, and the best place to live if you're a lazy father. We also review some baby food. "Eetza gooda episode!" Learn more ...  Show more

Today's Story is an adaptation of an old folk tale about a mouse and his mother. They live in the basement of an elementary school and have plenty of crumbs and other leftovers to eat after the kids make a mess in the cafeteria. Unfortunately little Micah gets a little too greedy ...  Show more

In this episode the guys have their minds blown with DISNEY MANDELA EFFECTS and the theories of THE BACKROOMS! They also try one of the craziest snack foods ever created, Ranch Flavored Ice Cream?? Throw in some embarrassing stories and a new Conspiracy Corner and you’ve got your ...  Show more