03.13.2020

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Time to clear that docket! Eyedrops in public, watching the Tour de France, mystery dog poop bags, gift card use, communal bookshelves, and much more! Plus an update from our favorite cryptocurrency miners, the C-Team!

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How to get free coasters, curse across the world and avoid offending people with your word search. Plus, one last Toilet of the Week.