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Baby With A Mustache is left alone on the ship and must defend it against bandits (Joe Lo Truglio and Beth Dover). Featuring two new stories: “Minnie, the Cutest Dog in the World,” a musical homage to Britney Spears about a lucky pup, written by Leif, a 9 year old from Indiana, a ...  Show more

A visitor from the future (Bobby Moynihan) implores the Story Pirates to help him save the universe. Featuring two new stories: “Good Cups,” a rap about all the different kinds of incredible cups you can drink out of, written by Timothy, an 8 year old from Florida, and “The Dog T ...  Show more

The sisters talk about luck, reheating nachos, and Santa’s reindeer. 

After 12 years of doing this show, we're finally ready to talk about nachos. Crispy chips! Melted cheese! Some wet stuff on top! You know how it goes, and we get into it all this week. But first, we consider opening a pizza restaurant in a new city and Tom breaks the cardinal rul ...  Show more

Looking to spice up your life with a dreamy, creamy debate? Then we’ve got you covered… with nachos vs. sundaes! Writer, comedian, and nacho lover Linnea Frye gets salty with comedian, writer, and sundae queen Nikki Bailey in this tasty tussle! Which treat will take it all?! Subl ...  Show more

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