198: No Ticket Out

Has poop always been funny? Why does my cake mix have high altitude instructions? What breakfast foods won’t you get sick of? What percent of my car should be computer? …Hank and Kal have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.comJoin us for mo ...  Show more

Will John release a “John’s Version” of his books like Taylor Swift? How do I start writing again? What can I look forward to in adulthood? How long does it take love to go to the sun and back? Where does our responsibility to ourselves end and our responsibility to others begin? ...  Show more

So why don't we have mouth Roombas? Is the universe full of chickens? What scientific advances are happening? What was the first internet purchase? How do I convince my parents to let me check a bag? What is Twitter? What's the difference between a telescope and a camera? Are ...

Will we ever talk about politics on this podcast again? Is Dakota Johnson actually pregnant or is she just using a child's grocery cart? Are Richard Madden and Brandon Flynn a THING or are they just smoking marijuana cigarettes together? Is there a better way to call out a cheate ...  Show more

Welcome to Spencer and Vogue! On this week's ep, Spencer is wanting to rename the pod "AM I RIGHT GUUURLS?!", back from NYC we get all the name drops and all the food low down, plus a lot of flight information, are degrees pointless? Do we need to remember our friends' birthdays? ...  Show more

On today’s show, we take your questions on how to address a doctor on a wedding invitation, inviting widows to an anniversary party, and Refusing a host’s offer of food and drink. For community members, your question of the week is about what to do when you can’t understand someo ...  Show more