It's our 800th Episode, and it's about time we show our real face. For 16 years, you thought we were Da Gooberman, but really we're Monica Angela Rita! But don't worry, we're still full of great advice even though our souls are spread out across eighty-eight haunted piano keys.Su ...Show more
MBMBaM 799: A Regular Human Footballman
While we’re busy busting out of snow-bound homes with our five-pound mattocks, we’re also swinging solid advice about duck detectives, the world of shoe-shines, and fancy hand-squished burgers.Suggested Talking Points: A Murder Most Fowl, We Use All Parts of the Joke, Non-America ...Show more
MBMBaM 798: Round and Swallowable
Don't sleep on this one, especially not with special sleep gel on your head. We've got a giant quesadilla full of advice about not-so-hot pizza, ransoming your family from bears, and sudden revelations about the Steve Miller Band.Suggested talking points: Seven Sleepy Samurai, Ne ...Show more
MBMBaM 797: Safe and Full of Grubs
If we’re describing a fictional scenario, then we might as well be doctor-teachers in it, right? We’ve got a dual PhD in borrowing chickens, with a minor in un-making bad television shows, and we’re very excited for our groundbreaking advancements in the field of Stroganoff.Sugge ...Show more
MBMBaM 796: Wire and Ass
Get your giant jug of colon cleaning juice and settle in for some wisdom, hard earned through Wire and Ass. We have advice about stolen slippers, royal ice cream, and the horrors of group chat. And obviously, yes, about bathrooms.Suggested talking points: Re-Laxative, Thirty-to-T ...Show more