Newcastle have signed Ewen Jaouen, a french U21 goalkeeper from FC Reims, and the lads have been recalled from their summer break for an emergency(-ish) reaction pod.Chris has a rundown of all the key details, but with a fairly hefty price tag for the highly rated young stopper, ...Show more
Pleasure is a privilege: 2025/26 NUFC Season Review
Right, that’s the end of that. Frankly, thank f**k it’s over.2025/26 held much promise for Newcastle United, even after the I**k transfer saga ruined the summer. In the end, despite some creditable performances and results in cup competitions, it ends with a stale smell hanging i ...Show more
Gordon, Burn, Miley: Newcastle news overload
It's a hastily assembled triple-headline Pod on the Tyne for you this week...Thomas Tuchel selected three Newcastle players in his England squad, will he be disappointed when only two turn up? Dan Burn and Tino Livramento are the two who will, Lewis Hall is NOT the third who won' ...Show more
Matchday: Fulham (a), The end of an earache
That was the season that was, bloody miserable.Newcastle rounded off their Premier League campaign in the fashion that has become depressingly routine most of this term: toothless, feckless, listless... maybe even witless.Bruno Guimaraes's recent return to the team brought some d ...Show more
Newcastle's Stadium-adjacent news decoded
We all love a stadium update; twice a year there's some sort of contractual shenanigans with ten square feet of concrete being transferred from one shell company to another. Is it any different this time?The long answer is, we don't know, but there is a long (albeit not overly co ...Show more