Squeaky bum time, the world's oldest dog, bum cheek hands and Attenborough exposed.
Poland XI. When Pecan Weevils attack. Angry cookie fans and Spud sabotage
Suspicious Bum smugglers. Dictator 11. Pissed up Cornish tank drivers and Dwight Yorke's sandwich antics.
PORRIDGE!
Chair eating. A Hen-do based quiz, supermarket chat and your basic human rights to be a slob discussed.