The Kelcey Ayer TV Show on Radio

After discussing the great lack of classic Halloween songs, Kelcey and his friends decide to take matters into their own hands. Btw, Sally has been banned from writing show descriptions. She knows why. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. 

I can’t believe we made it. After all of Kelcey’s stupid songs about fucking teachers and liking horrible TV. How is he still the boss??? That’s not boss. That’s BAD. Anyway, glad this is the last one. I’m gonna go hang out in one of Benjamin’s estates. Maybe finally find some ra ...  Show more

So I’m sure it’s obvious to everyone listening that I needed to do this. My song last episode helped but it’s time to actually step up. I had to do it. I had to save the show. Had to step up. Like Bush after 9/11. Except instead of starting a war I made everyone funnier than norm ...  Show more

Alright people, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for… I’ve performed my first song. And it was the undisputed highlight of the 8th episode. Kelcey said he had to save it for the 8th episode so that we end with a bang. But there’s two more after this, so I guess he really t ...  Show more

OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY GOT HIM TO DO THIS. I think maybe he’s my favorite person alive. Or, whatever he is. I think he’s a person. Or, part-person, part-snake. Also love Simon Cowell. I wonder if he’s part-snake. He’s definitely part-asshole. I guess we all are. Also Kelcey, f ...  Show more