Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ic...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We love it when characters meet—hint hint, George! Shireen is always an adorable scene stealer, we love her curiosity about Wun Wun despite his apparent drinking problem. Turns out, Tycho Nestoris did not come to The Wall to sightsee. We wond ...  Show more

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We had all blocked out the overwhelming volume of Daario Naharis content in Dany's Dance chapters. It is a lot, friends. George loves to bring us premium visuals like sunlight glinting on gold teeth. Now, picture Jon with a blue beard. You kn ...  Show more

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Asha and company are on the highway to hell (or the slow march to Winterfell). The northerners just want to bathe in Bolton blood, while Asha just wants to get warm, Justin Massey just wants to get with Asha, and Stannis just wants everyone t ...  Show more

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon struggles with his captivity, phantom "limb" syndrome, and a lot of TMI. What's Barbrey Dustin really up to? Not only does everyone peak in high school in Westeros, but they've had the same top 40 for the past hundred years. Meanwhile w ...  Show more

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. For our 300th Tyrion Dance chapter, we find Tyrion, Penny, and Jorah on the proverbial Ship of Fools. Kids, don't try to ride a dog, regardless of your size. Funny will take a guy a long way even if he doesn't have a nose. A Song of Ice and F ...  Show more