A Buzz Ro-mance! - Topics: The Kid LAROI, Fantasy, Harry Styles, Ty Dolla Sign, Brunch, The Other Two, Tina Turner, Jewel, Sarah McLachlan, Nutbush City Limits

A Buzz Ro-mance! - Topics: The Kid LAROI, Fan...

Where’s The Beef? - Topics: VMAs, Troye Sivan, Doja Cat, Lil Nas X, Glitter, Rihanna, Aaliyah, Britney Spears, Alicia Keys, Ed Sheeran, Kacey Musgraves, SNL, Nicki Minaj, The View

This week, Laurie attends the VMAs and stares at the giant moonman the whole time and Rory has an honest interaction at a bar. Rory offers up a major fall music playlist rundown while Laurie pitches herself for a new role in the Biden administration. Plus, Britney’s engaged, Joy ...  Show more

Running As Transportation - Topics: Drake, Lil Nas X, Britney Spears, Adele, Janet Jackson, Gavin Newsom, Comedy, California, Colton Underwood, Joy Behar

This week, Laurie reveals she isn’t dead from the storm and Rory argues that it should be socially acceptable to run as transportation. There’s a big ole argument about Drake’s new album and a fabulous trans woman gives Rory the complement of the week. Plus, exercising patience w ...  Show more

You’re Terrible Today - Topics: Lizzo, Shawn Mendes, Dating Apps, Stolen Identity, Aaliyah, Missy Elliott, Timbaland, New York City, Summer Jam

This week, a catfish uses Rory’s IG photos to sell a knock off OnlyFans account and someone brings Laurie some ham! Election Ro returns to cover the California recall attempt while Laurie describes the fortune of owning ponchos. Plus, a fall music preview, Laurie’s hinge date, an ...  Show more

I Don’t Listen To Anything You Say - Topics: The White Lotus, Mariah Carey, Joe Biden, Nick Cannon, Hawaii, Formal Introductions, Harry Styles

This week, Rory plots his birthday and celebrates the launch of Mariah’s new liqueur line while Laurie gets offers from other podcasts that lead to tense contract negotiations and demands. Laurie does more impressions of Rory while he strategizes to make boot sex happen. Plus, te ...  Show more

Lezbo Vibes - Topics: Rihanna, *NSYNC, Aaliyah, Andrew Cuomo, Mary J. Blige, Justin Timberlake, DaBaby, Ryan Reynolds, Toni Braxton, JC Chasez

This week, Rory’s in a great mood and on an NSYNC deep dive (“who knew JC was so hot?!”) while Laurie’s in a bad mood because people thought Rory was her boyfriend. Plus, Rory’s secret accent gets called out, Laurie’s life is misinterpreted in photos, and the Rolling Stone cover ...  Show more

Live From Disney World in Orlando - Topics: Rides, Pools, Tower Of Terror, Space Mountain, Mariah Carey, Florida, Wardrobe Malfunctions, Magic Potion, Aerosmith

This week, Rory & Laurie are live on site for their Disney World takeover talking ride and park strategy. It sounds like farts when Laurie walks and Rory jumps through waterfalls as the happiest kid in the pool. Plus, favorite rides, big wins, and why hugging Laurie is like huggi ...  Show more

Laurie’s Forbidden Desires - Topics: 150th Episode, Dua Lipa, OnlyFans, Mary J. Blige, Truly, Disney World, Florida, Nancy Pelosi, Sandals, High Noon

This week, it’s our 150th episode and Rory and Laurie are gearing up for next week’s Disney World Special. Rory has a Covid scare and bizarre medical incident, while Laurie is the head of the household and pops up in bizarre wedding photos. Laurie’s control over the Disney trip p ...  Show more

I Don’t Put My Pillows In My Armpits - Topics: Normani, Cardi B, Olivia Rodrigo, Sex/Life, SNL, Joe Biden, Disney, Netflix, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Kenan, Kelly Clarkson, DMX, Whitney Houston

This week, Rory attends a surprise engagement party and acts weird while Laurie sends Rory a d*** pic! Laurie makes exciting upgrades to their Disney World trip and Rory actually contributes a good idea! Plus, SNL victories, sleeveless battles, and a liquid good mood! Subscribe a ...  Show more

That’s What I Just Effing Said - Topics: Billie Eilish, Troye Sivan, Pete Davidson, Jonas Brothers, Space, The Nutty Professor, Disney, The Muppets, Matchbox Twenty, Wine

This week, Rory wants to spend the whole episode remembering parts from The Nutty Professor while Laurie shows up ready to defend space exploration. Rory gets a strange endorsement offer while Laurie becomes certified as someone who knows things about wine. Plus, Laurie continues ...  Show more

Dress Slutty For The Zoo - Topics: Fourth of July, Miley Cyrus, Giraffes, Independence Day, Disney, Flaming Margaritas, The Zoo, Cheese, Flamingos

Rory finally achieves a lifelong goal of meeting his favorite animal when he visits giraffes during an action-packed July 4th weekend while Laurie takes command of their Disney World trip when she releases her impressive itinerary. Rory has a peemergency and defends why NYE and J ...  Show more

Some People Make A Cumback - Topics: Britney Spears, Stand-Up Comedy, Gimme More, Doja Cat, Hacks, Jonas Brothers, Rosie O’Donnell, The Hamptons, BIA, Hotel Pools, Disney, Since U Been Gone

This week, Rory books a flight using Laurie’s email while she returns from vacation wondering if he’s banged anyone he didn’t think he’d bang again. Plus, Britney Spears and the #FreeBritney conservatorship hearing cumbacks, and the legacy of the Rosie O’Donnell show. Also, class ...  Show more

What?! Everyone Knows! Whatever - Topics: Carl Nassib, Juneteenth, Sheryl Crow, Colton Underwood, Comedy, Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson, Kardashians, Janet Jackson, Jessica Simpson, Alanis Morissette

This week, controversial podcast regular Matt Palmer returns to annoy Rory and argue about pop music. A very important discussion on whether Rory should date the gay Bachelor or first openly gay NFL player and a strong stance on the standalone mustache. Plus, fries in wraps, Jack ...  Show more

Dangly Ones - Topics: New York, Mariah Carey, AirPods, Anxiety, Red Eye Flights, Edibles, New Boyz, Banana Peanut Butter, Expensive Products, California

This week, Mariah Carey likes a photo of Rory, he goes on shower tours, and Laurie is losing all of her belongings. Rory pitches an idea for a new Disney theme park, while Laurie gives a rundown of the wild NYC mayoral election. Plus, if you see something, take a picture of it! S ...  Show more

You’re Ruining The Glamour As Always - Topics: Mare Of Easttown, Space, Mariah Carey, Jay-Z, Nicole Kidman, Afterlife, Dinosaurs, Disney World, Joe Biden

Rory makes his first post-pandemic glamorous public appearance and Laurie stars in the hit new reboot “A Day At The Museum!” Laurie bans Rory from being shirtless at Disney World and aims to bring back space and dinosaurs! Plus, latest TV watches, diminished social skills, and La ...  Show more

Easily Seduced By Couches - Topics - Olivia Rodrigo, Friends Reunion, Starbucks, Kelly Clarkson, Toni Braxton, Lisa Kudrow, Lady Gaga, Bathing Suits, Arrival, Space Force, Chipotle, AM Swims

This week, Rory jumps a fence to break into a pool and scores a win against constrictive bathing suits but sleeps through important engagements. Laurie decides she should run the Space Force and become the Director of Extraterrestrial Questions. Plus, “new hot pic of me,” Chipotl ...  Show more

I Knew I’d Have To Yell At You - Topics: Hocus Pocus 2, Lady Gaga, Friends, Bowen Yang, Hacks, Dua Lipa, White Claw, Lindsay Lohan, Pose, Handmaid’s Tale, Disney

This week, Rory is living in fear of accidentally sending explicit material to old contacts and Laurie comes under fire for controversial behavior. Rory and Laurie pretend to know things about the film biz and support the booming portable alcoholic beverage industry. Plus, reunio ...  Show more

Who The Hell Is That? - Topics: Fries, SNL, Mariah Carey, Ariana Grande, Wedding, Mindy Kaling, Ellen Degeneres, Caitlyn Jenner, Disney, Liz Cheney, Paula Abdul

This week, Rory’s date with the giraffes is foiled so he goes go-kart racing instead, while Laurie is fresh off her big wedding performance. Laurie tries to attempt a Dirty Dancing jump at someone else’s wedding so she doesn’t waste time asking about who woke up in Rory’s bed. Pl ...  Show more

Boom! Double Dutch! - Topics: SZA, Troye Sivan, Vaccination, John Mulaney, Kylie Minogue, Doja Cat, Mariah Carey, Pose, The Handmaid’s Tale, Jennifer Lopez, Pink, The Locomotion

This week, Rory gets sidelined by his second vax shot but still makes his stand-up set, while Laurie makes a last minute appearance in Milwaukee. Rory finally gets love on TikTok and Laurie brags about her investment knowledge and raises the roof like an idiot. Plus, dumb-dumbs i ...  Show more

So She Took All Of The Shots - Topics: Comedy, Notifications, Los Angeles, Bill Gates, Florida, Joe Biden, Giraffes, Key West, Arrested Development, Drunk FaceTime, Going Out In 2021

This week, Rory and Laurie hate unnecessary alerts and incessant beeping. Rory rolls out his darker new stand-up material and Laurie goes on a wedding tour. Plus, Laurie goes to Key West and drunk FaceTimes Rory, a dishwasher delay alert, and Laurie gets cut from the wedding! Sub ...  Show more